Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
why is half of my head shaved?
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