Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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