? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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