i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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