im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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