Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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