didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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