I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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