thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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