and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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