Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
