Swine flu. Run for my life!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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