We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
