Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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