I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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