do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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