You smell like a Billy Joel song
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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