they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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