I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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