Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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