Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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