You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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