I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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