When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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