talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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