There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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