I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Operation Purity has been aborted
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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