Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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