I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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