just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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