I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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