I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
