just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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