Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
PANTIES FOUND
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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