everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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