well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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