She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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