i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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