that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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