That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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