He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
ok first of all what the fuck
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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