Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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