How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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