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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize