The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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