um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i out mim tonsoeep
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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