i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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