so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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