Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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