doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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