i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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