There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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