i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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