Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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