There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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