I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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